one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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