I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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