I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Damn victory sex feels great
PANTIES FOUND
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