glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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