I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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