i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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