"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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