did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
