You don't have asthma, your pregnant
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Randomize
