is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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