I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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