I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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