Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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