The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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