We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
