i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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