Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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