With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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