he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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