Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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