I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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