i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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