ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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