Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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