quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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