she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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