What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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