they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
where does the pee come out of this thing
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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