Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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