I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
honey bunches of taint.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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