this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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