i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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