Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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