He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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