i may or may not be watching the land before time
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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