Dual....:-)
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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