Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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