at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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