It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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