You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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