Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We have so much sex to catch up on
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
