Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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