Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
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It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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