I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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