Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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