What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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