Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
True college students do jello shots in the library
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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