Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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