You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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