I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Randomize
