Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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