Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Less talking, more tequila
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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